Um, I guess I really wasn't joking, via the NY Daily News:
"A senior at the Fashion Institute of Technology in NYC “has been telling pals she’s been dating Derek for a while now,” a spy shares. The girl — whom we’ll let remain nameless — “plays his voice-mails for her friends. They all think it’s adorable that Derek calls himself ‘DJ’ on the messages.” The 22-year-old marketing major also bragged that her pinstriped fella signed a baseball for her mom as a Christmas gift. “She knew her mom would love it,” says our snitch."
Nick Swisher just jumped out of A-Roid/Yuri Sucart's moving vehicle and is dashing toward DJ's pimped out ride.
It's almost comical: Derek Jeter has more success with college girls than I do. But with a resume that includes Mariah Carey, Jessica Biel, Vanessa Minillo, Jessica Alba and Minka Kelly, the Captain needs to stay off my turf.
Then, again, if I made $20 million per year, I probably wouldn't be chasing college girls.
OK, maybe I would.
T.G.I.Friday!!!!
