Me thinks it's time to hang up The Sweatervest

You can understand a loss by The Son of Sweatervest. He was making his debut in a brave new world. A world that had never before seen Indiana State score 42 points in a half against SIU.

But when The Sweatervest (formerly known as The SlumpBusting Sweatervest) takes a dive, it's almost disheartening.

Even the ultra-classy sports coat wasn't good enough.

Well, at least the Valley's best dressed sports writer has a nice night on the town ahead of him in his hometown of Chicago.